In case you have never met my mom, here's a brief introduction.
an actual conversation b/w Amelia & her mother...
***Amelia's phone rings***
AMELIA: hello
DORIS: hello? who did i call?
AMELIA: mommy?
DORIS: who is this?
AMELIA: Amelia!
DORIS: oh...i didn't mean to call you. did you watch barack's speech?
AMELIA: yes. did you see nancy???
DORIS: girl yes! she popped up everytime he took a breath. she betta watch out. michelle's watchin her and michelle don't play
AMELIA: ***LOL'ing***
DORIS: i'm serious! michelle will kick her ass! and who was that indian man from louisiana? they shoulda neva let him speak. i bet he puts curry in his gumbo...
AMELIA: ***still LOL'ing***
DORIS: i'm serious. did i tell you about that man who cooked curry in the kitchen at work while i was pregnant with you? OH! i can't stand indian food. oh...now i remember who i was supposed to call. aunt June! she loves barack about as much as nancy...***singing***me & mrs. pelosi! we got a thiiiiiing goin on!!! love you girl!
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