Dear Google...

Dear Google,

I really feel like our relationship has hit a rocky patch. Monday you told me it was going to be partly cloudy with highs in the upper 40s when in fact it was one of the coldest days of my life. I walked 5 blocks and couldn't feel my toes anymore! Then today you told me it was going to be mostly cloudy with highs in the 20s. You were right about the clouds, but it actually felt like 80 - even at night. I just want you to you know that I trust you infinitely and I believe that you really are the world's most powerful search engine, I just want you to give it to me straight. I promise I won't search in Yahoo! or MSN anymore - and you know I never liked that terrible excuse for an engine called Ask.com. You're my one and only. So please, can we just let by gones be by gones and get back to the way we were?

Missing you,

Amelia